$VAR1 = {
'menu' => [
bless( {
'level' => 1,
'name' => 'beer',
'url' => 'beer',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/beer',
'dir' => 1
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 1,
'name' => 'books',
'url' => 'books',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/books',
'dir' => 1
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 1,
'name' => 'general',
'url' => 'general',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/general',
'dir' => 1
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 1,
'name' => 'ideas',
'url' => 'ideas',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/ideas',
'dir' => 1
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 1,
'name' => 'ingrid-sequoia',
'url' => 'ingrid-sequoia',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/ingrid-sequoia.txt',
'dir' => 0
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 1,
'name' => 'music',
'url' => 'music',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/music',
'dir' => 1
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 1,
'name' => 'ny',
'url' => 'ny',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/ny',
'dir' => 1
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 1,
'name' => 'perl',
'url' => 'perl',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/perl',
'dir' => 1
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 1,
'name' => 'projects',
'url' => 'projects',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/projects',
'dir' => 1
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 1,
'name' => 'search',
'url' => 'search',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/search',
'dir' => 1
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 1,
'name' => 'spam',
'url' => 'spam',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/spam',
'dir' => 1
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 2,
'name' => '_intro',
'url' => 'spam/_intro',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/spam/_intro.txt',
'dir' => 0
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 2,
'name' => 'babyfat',
'url' => 'spam/babyfat',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/spam/babyfat.txt',
'dir' => 0
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 2,
'name' => 'bean',
'url' => 'spam/bean',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/spam/bean.txt',
'dir' => 0
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 2,
'name' => 'beer',
'url' => 'spam/beer',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/spam/beer.txt',
'dir' => 0
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 2,
'name' => 'ddear',
'url' => 'spam/ddear',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/spam/ddear.txt',
'dir' => 0
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 2,
'name' => 'degrees',
'url' => 'spam/degrees',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/spam/degrees.txt',
'dir' => 0
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 2,
'name' => 'ebayspam',
'url' => 'spam/ebayspam',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/spam/ebayspam.txt',
'dir' => 0
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 2,
'name' => 'eternity',
'url' => 'spam/eternity',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/spam/eternity.txt',
'dir' => 0
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 2,
'name' => 'fanletter',
'url' => 'spam/fanletter',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/spam/fanletter.txt',
'dir' => 0
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 2,
'name' => 'gaza',
'url' => 'spam/gaza',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/spam/gaza.txt',
'dir' => 0
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 2,
'name' => 'if-you-are-still-alive',
'url' => 'spam/if-you-are-still-alive',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/spam/if-you-are-still-alive.txt',
'dir' => 0
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 2,
'name' => 'lists',
'url' => 'spam/lists',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/spam/lists.txt',
'dir' => 0
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 2,
'name' => 'number',
'url' => 'spam/number',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/spam/number.txt',
'dir' => 0
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 2,
'name' => 'numerology',
'url' => 'spam/numerology',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/spam/numerology.txt',
'dir' => 0
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 2,
'name' => 'peknetsupport',
'url' => 'spam/peknetsupport',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/spam/peknetsupport.txt',
'dir' => 0
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 2,
'name' => 'prince',
'url' => 'spam/prince',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/spam/prince.txt',
'dir' => 0
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 2,
'name' => 'sacrament',
'url' => 'spam/sacrament',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/spam/sacrament.txt',
'dir' => 0
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 2,
'name' => 'scam',
'url' => 'spam/scam',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/spam/scam.txt',
'dir' => 0
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 2,
'name' => 'scam_inanity',
'url' => 'spam/scam_inanity',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/spam/scam_inanity.txt',
'dir' => 0
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 2,
'name' => 'sinner',
'url' => 'spam/sinner',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/spam/sinner.txt',
'dir' => 0
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 2,
'name' => 'spam',
'url' => 'spam/spam',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/spam/spam.txt',
'dir' => 0
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 2,
'name' => 'specialists',
'url' => 'spam/specialists',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/spam/specialists.txt',
'dir' => 0
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 2,
'name' => 'whatwe',
'url' => 'spam/whatwe',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/spam/whatwe.txt',
'dir' => 0
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 2,
'name' => 'xmascrap',
'url' => 'spam/xmascrap',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/spam/xmascrap.txt',
'dir' => 0
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 2,
'name' => 'yahoo',
'url' => 'spam/yahoo',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/spam/yahoo.txt',
'dir' => 0
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' ),
bless( {
'level' => 1,
'name' => 'stpaulbartour',
'url' => 'stpaulbartour',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/stpaulbartour',
'dir' => 1
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Menu::Entry' )
],
'blog' => [
bless( {
'format' => 'txt',
'text' => 'Get your degree <i>now</i>!
I get literally hundreds of spam messages urging me to buy a higher education
degree. I realized today why these kinds of messages must appeal, because
I\'ve had more than one dream in which I realized I had never graduated from
high school or college and was completely unprepared to meet <i>fill in challenge here</i>.
These spam must be aimed at a kind of Jungian-level subconscious anxiety
that manifests itself as the Unfinished Degree. Of course, there are plenty of folks
who really do have unfinished degrees and are struggling in a competitive marketplace.
But even a college-degreed person like myself still localizes my dream-time anxiety about
life in not having finished school, and I suspect that is also at play.
The Unfinished Degree... <cue Jaws theme...>
',
'mtime' => 1245376137,
'name' => 'degrees',
'url' => 'spam/degrees',
'file' => '/home/karpet/blog/spam/degrees.txt',
'id' => 'degrees.txt'
}, 'PodBlog::Model::Blog::Entry' )
]
};